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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

marvelsecrets

mamalaz:

assvengers:

"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"

"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"

omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it

Ditto for the Winter Soldier. Tony, Bruce, Clint and cardboard Thor were just playing doubles ping pong or something while Shield exploded

"Hey, is that Steve falling out of that helicarrier?"

"That shit looks crazy. Hey, Thor, it’s your serve!"